March 30, 2015
Main Conference Room, Headquarters, MegaCorp Solutions Inc., Tuesday 3.05pm
The entire New Products team is gathered for a special meeting. Glum expressions and grim red-lined wall charts demonstrate how the team has fallen way behind schedule. Project Manager #Psycho Steve steps up to the podium to make an announcement.
Today, we have a special guest… A special guest who we hope is going to help get us back on track.
In the corner, a huddle of productivity coaches cheer loudly, embellished with a flourish of amateur dramatics.
THE PRODUCTIVITY COACHES
Hooray! HOORAY! WaHOO!
So, please give a big MegaCorp Solutions team welcome… to Mr. UX Presto…!
By Jim McCool